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THE NINE BALL CONUNDRUM
by Gordon "the Dictator"
Cope
THIS IS GORDON'S PROPOSAL. PLEASE POST REPLIES ON
THE FORUM!
The Nine Ball is a passed between a set group of friends
as a symbol of who in the group is experiencing, by luck or earning, good
fortune. The Nine Ball has been in the group for several months, and at
first was heartily received, but in problems have arisen, namely:
PROBLEM # 1: The ball began to be awarded
to the man who kissed a girl last. This is not the "slut ball"
or some sort of "action award." Action is an award in and of
itself, and although action IS good fortune, good fortune is not ONLY
action.
PROBLEM # 2: The ball began to be awarded
only to significant good fortune, which was happening at the frequency
of only about once a month. The ball needs to be passed at every little
possibility.
PROBLEM # 3: Who can be considered for
the possession of the ball? The group is continually growing, and let's
face it, good fortune is occuring outside of the group. What about females
and the black? (just kidding, Brian, were not racist I swear)
As of now the ball is being held captive until some of these
problems are resolved. If the masses want the game to continue they must
speak up. They must also agree to pass the ball like a hot potato or a
bad doobie. Look for reasons to pass. Once you have the ball, no good
fortune will come to you again until you rid it of your posession.
Ideas to keep the ball moving:
PUNISHMENT: TO THE PAIN! How long is too
long? After the time limit has expired, the high-five "wassup"
turns into a justified dead-arm "wassup." If the ball is still
not passed, the next stage is blanket parties, then ... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!
(diabolical laughter)
LAB RAT: When hanging out is dying down
and a quick entertainer is necessary, He Who Holds the Ball is the man
chasen for the dar. If he/she/it refuses the dare, the "swirly"
consequence stands. (All rules for daring apply)
PLEASE GIVE FEEDBACK ASAP. GO TO THE FORUM!! POST
YOUR VIEWS!! SWEAR LIBERALLY!!
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FAQ
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How do I, the average layperson of Alta High, join the Big O
To be considered for membership, you first must receive the sponsorship
of an existing member. Then, after successful completion of the initiations,
you must stand before the Council of the Big O during the Most Sacredly
Cool Candle Ceremony and they will choose whether you can join.
When and in what location can I find the Big O?
During the school year, the Big-O meets every Thursday at 8:00
P.M. at Storm Mountain Park. However, due to poor communication
systems and general laziness during the summer, there has been a
temporary hiatus of meetings in recent months. Hopefully regular
meetings will return soon.
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